Ruby's Crew — Miss Ruby Worldwide

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Chief Executive Officer

Miss Ruby

Ruby doesn’t hold meetings. Ruby is the meeting. As CEO of Miss Ruby Worldwide, she sets the vision, approves every book cover, and maintains final say on all treats and nap schedules. Her management style is best described as “adorable but firm.” Nobody argues with her. Nobody.

The Human in Charge

Chief Operating Officer

COO · Founder · Big Daddy Sik Mix

J.D. Ploetz

JD imagines it, manages it, and makes it happen. Thirty-plus years behind the decks, 21+ coloring books published, one recovery memoir, and a pug who takes all the credit. Based in Tucson, AZ. Spinnin’ good times since before you were born.

The Team

The People Who Make It Happen

Claire Conrad

Web Builder

Turns ideas into websites and coffee into code. Claire is responsible for every pixel of the Miss Ruby network — and yes, she does make it look this good on purpose.

$Clark Montague$

Clark Montague

Server & Infrastructure

If the internet is a highway, Clark built the road. Server wrangler, database whisperer, and the guy who gets called at 2am when something breaks. Cool under pressure. Very cool.

Dolly Designer

Graphics & Design

The creative genius behind every stunning book cover, poster, and visual in the Miss Ruby universe. Dolly can make a pug look like a superhero. Evidence: see literally everything on this site.

Kendall Advent

KDP & Amazon Ads

The woman who puts Miss Ruby’s books in front of the right eyeballs at the right time. Kendall knows the Amazon algorithm the way Ruby knows the treat jar — intimately and with great results.

Peter Tony

Promotions

Peter gets the word out. Whether it’s a new book launch, a DJ gig, or a coloring page giveaway — if you heard about it, Peter probably had something to do with it. Pens in pocket. Always ready.

Miss Kitty

Head of Security

Don’t let the fluffy white exterior fool you. Miss Kitty runs a tight ship at Miss Ruby HQ. Unauthorized belly rubs will be investigated. Suspicious squirrels handled swiftly and without mercy.

The Early Days

Ruby Before She Was Famous

First day on the job. Already judging everyone.

Early product testing. Rigorous standards established.

Ruby & Kitty. Executive decisions were made here.

Essential Equipment

Miss Ruby’s Favorite Toys

The Holy Trinity 🐾

Every great executive has her essentials. For Miss Ruby, it’s these three. Without them, the whole operation grinds to a halt.

🐻 Mr. Bear — Senior Advisor. Battle-scarred. Irreplaceable.

💜 Mr. Purple Monster — Chief Morale Officer. Three eyes, infinite wisdom.

🥥 The Coconut Drink — Official beverage of Miss Ruby HQ. Always tropical.

In Loving Memory

Miss Zoe

The Matriarch — Forever Part of the Crew

She ran the household before there was a company to run. Wise, dignified, and always the first one to the food bowl. Miss Zoe laid the foundation for everything Miss Ruby Worldwide became. She is missed every single day.

Ruby’s Crew

Chief Operating Officer

The People Who Make It Happen

Ruby Before She Was Famous

Miss Ruby’s Favorite Toys